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I found myself in a pub in Cork, Ireland. A group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think you're great drinkers. I bet $5,000 that no one here can drink 20 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes."
The bar was silent, but the American noticed one Irishman leaving. No one took up the bet.
40 minutes later, the Irishman who left returned and said, "Hey Yank, is yer bet still on?"
"Sure" said the American, "20 pints in 30 minutes for a bet of $5,000 ."
"Grand", replied the Irishman, "so pour the pints and start the clock."
It was very close but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare.
"OK Yank, pay up." said the Irishman.
"I'm happy to pay, here's your money" said the American. "But tell me, when I first offered the wager, I saw you leave. Where did you go?'
"Well sir", replied the Irishman, "$5,000 is a lot of money to a man like me, so I went to the pub across the road first to see if I could do it.
Ross
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A family is at the dinner table . The son asks the Father, "Dad how many kind's of boobs are there?".
The Father, surprised, answers. "Well son a woman goes through three phases . In her 20s a woman's breasts are like melons , round and firm. In her 30s and 40s they are like pears still nice hanging a bit. After 50. They are like onions. "Onions ?the sons asks, " Yes you see them and it makes you want to cry". This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter ask's "Mam how many different willies are there?". The mother smiles and say's "well , dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree , mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s its like Birch , flexible but reliable . After 50s . Its like a Christmas tree." " A Christmas tree" the daughter asks. "Yes dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration .
No need to go to the loo to check .
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Oh dear 
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Very, very sad.... 
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JTL..... you certainly have the cahoonas to put that joke in!
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Taking about round-ish objects....
There are some of racing drivers with potato links....
Jacket Stewart
Jochen Mash
Alain Proast
King Edward Irvine
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Emerson Potato Fritterpaldi
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