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Michael Fish was doing the weather report. The autocue failed...
He started to flounder.
He blushed to a ruddy colour.
His voice dropped to a bass.
The producer said...”eel have to go..”
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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Talking of really bad puns, Aldi USA have released a range of cheeses with names based on pop songs....
Wake Me Up Before You Goat Goat
(1984's "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham!),
Sweet Cheddar of Mine
(1987's "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses),
Girls Just Wanna Have Fontina
(1983's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper),
Pour Some Gouda on Me
(1987's "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard)
Total Eclipse of the Havarti
(1983's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler).
I do hope they don't do it here, it is an insult to fine cheese...
Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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Learner Plates Off!
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A chap was leaving Manchester and stops to ask a young woman
"how do I get to Oldham"
she says
"Buy me a box of chocolates and take me to the pictures"
John
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Michael Fish was doing the weather report. The autocue failed...
He started to flounder.
He blushed to a ruddy colour.
His voice dropped to a bass.
The producer said...”eel have to go..”
Top class TalkMog fish puns. Whale done
JohnV6
2022 CX Plus Four
2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
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Michael Fish was doing the weather report. The autocue failed...
He started to flounder.
He blushed to a ruddy colour.
His voice dropped to a bass.
The producer said...”eel have to go..”
Top class TalkMog fish puns. Whale done It was done on porpoise.
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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There’s a time and a plaice. I’m just not sure this is it
HB
Plus Four Bentley Velvet Red “Grandi P”
Golf ehybrid thingy “Toadie”
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Enough puns. Stop this ceaseless barbel
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Q: What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is very heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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A local laundrette was raided by the fraud squad.
The owner was charged with money laundering.
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