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John, happens that's a good idea for your health.
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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We all love a day at the races.. 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Gone to Porsche Part of the Furniture
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Gone to Porsche Part of the Furniture
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I lttle biassed isnt it 
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Smile, it confuses them Member of the Inner Circle
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Akrapovic? No that would be on Trump's pajamas. She would be Holland & Holland, Highland Spring and Tiptree.
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
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Wave & smile... It's a Morgan Member of the Inner Circle
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Wave & smile... It's a Morgan Member of the Inner Circle
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An old Yorkshireman is lying in his bed dying. With a very weak voice he asks:
Is my wife here?
Yes, I am here.
Are my children here?
Yes, your children are all here.
Are my grandchildren here?
Yes grandad, we are all here.
- Then why is the light in the kitchen still on?
2008 XXVII Platform, Bugatti Blue Roadster 4 Seater
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Why is that funny. I hate the kids leaving the lights on 
JohnV6
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Needs to Get Out More!
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An MP is headed commuting Westminster on the tube. He is constantly scratching his elbow. Eventually a fellow commuter is annoyed and asks..”why are you constantly scratching?”. MP replies...”I’ve got piles”. 
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Teddy bear is given a job digging in the woods. He comes back after lunch to find his tools are missing. He complains and the Forenan replies... “Today’s the day the teddy bears get their picks nicked.” 
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Thanks for making me laugh. Especially the MP one.
JohnV6
2022 CX Plus Four
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