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Well worth the effort working that one out!

The Ferrari Formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK government's youth opportunity scheme and employ young people from Liverpool.

The decision to hire them was brought about after a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of Pounds worth of high-tech equipment.

As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now has the advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for. ……

At the crews first practice session the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tires in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to the Mclaren team for 24 bottles White Lightning, 12 wraps of speed, and some pictures of Cheryl Tweeedy!!

Love it.

Very good

She's gonna getchya

Seen in the back of a dyslexic owners Land Rover Defender

.......one wife .........livid

A man goes into an Eskimo restaurant and asks the waitress;
“What are your specials today?”
“We have whale meat, or whale meat, or whale meat.”
The man asks “Is there anything else?”
“Well we do have the Vera Lynn Special”
The man asks “What’s that?”
“Whale meat again”

Good one