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by OldSkrote - 31/07/25 02:07 PM
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There are two types of people in this world
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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Politicians? Ah...but they manipulate the data......
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There are two types of people in this world
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data I thought that the two types of people in the world are the ones who can remember who the different types of people are, and er.......
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There are two types of people in this world
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data Sorry, there are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Best Regards Lang may yer lum reek
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There are two types of people in this world
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data Sorry, there are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't. Oh yes! That that definitely gets the 11 rofl award 
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I went to get a Cinese takeaway last night. I put the bag in the footwell On the way homeI heard a rustling come from it. I looked inside and saw a pair of eyes looking out at me.
It was the Peeking duck.
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A farmer wakes up one winter morning to find all his cows completely frozen.
He goes outside and touches one, it's frozen solid, it falls over.
Just then a passing women looks over the hedge and says "are your cows frozen?"
"Yes " he says, "Oh, I can fix that" she says.
And sure enough, she comes into the field and goes up to the first cow and breathes on its nose, it comes back to life, and after breathing on all of them, they too come back to life.
"Who are you ? asks the farmer
She replied.... Thora Herd.
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 Both of those are truly terrible. Keep up the good work.
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has just been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
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