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Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in the water. Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
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Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in the water. Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon. Good point, well made
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Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in the water. Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon. Excellent! Shamelessly stolen for FB
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It was holiday time at the Audi factory. Staff diversity had enabled a dwarf to get a job there. Off he went to Hamburg to sample the “delights of the ladies of the night”. In he went to an establishment. Paid his money and went to a room with a stunning lady. She lay on the bed. He proceeded to put a spring on each elbow and knee. The ensuing passionate embrace left the lady in raptures of delight. “Wow! Where did you learn that? She asked. He replied... That is my four sprung dwarf technique..... 
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It was holiday time at the Audi factory. Staff diversity had enabled a dwarf to get a job there. Off he went to Hamburg to sample the “delights of the ladies of the night”. In he went to an establishment. Paid his money and went to a room with a stunning lady. She lay on the bed. He proceeded to put a spring on each elbow and knee. The ensuing passionate embrace left the lady in raptures of delight. “Wow! Where did you learn that? She asked. He replied... That is my four sprung dwarf technique.....  
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rofl!
lˋm going to use this at home;)
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What? The four springs? 
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Good idea as well - will think about it.
More the dwarf technique - as I`m at Audi.
And it`s true - there is a diversity plan running;)
Miklos
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It was holiday time at the Audi factory. Staff diversity had enabled a dwarf to get a job there. Off he went to Hamburg to sample the “delights of the ladies of the night”. In he went to an establishment. Paid his money and went to a room with a stunning lady. She lay on the bed. He proceeded to put a spring on each elbow and knee. The ensuing passionate embrace left the lady in raptures of delight. “Wow! Where did you learn that? She asked. He replied... That is my four sprung dwarf technique..... Class 
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