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With all this talk about 5G I have decided to offer a new value added service to help all of us deal with the safety of the future deployment. 
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
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I will never forget what my old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket.
He said, 'how far do you think I can kick this bucket?'
Bonesie Current stead -'The Captain' Black +4 'Life is like a garden, dig it' *Joe Dirt 
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A mate of mine asked what it’s like being married.
I said it’s a bit like owning a swimming pool.
Very expensive for the amount of time you spend inside it. deep end ? 
Bonesie Current stead -'The Captain' Black +4 'Life is like a garden, dig it' *Joe Dirt
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With all this talk about 5G I have decided to offer a new value added service to help all of us deal with the safety of the future deployment. Is that the S2 edition Alistair, as I don't think you'll get in the Coupe wearing it!
David
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Spotted by a friend of mine attending the car meeting at Cholmondeley Castle last Sunday and she thought of me   And another Morgan attending. 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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My Grandfather always used to say "As one door closes, another one opens".
Lovely bloke, but a terrible cabinet maker.
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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Wave & smile... It's a Morgan Member of the Inner Circle
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My Grandfather always used to say "As one door closes, another one opens".
Lovely bloke, but a terrible cabinet maker.  Thats a cracker
2008 XXVII Platform, Bugatti Blue Roadster 4 Seater
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,
“Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.” The priest then asked, “ Have you ever eaten pork?”
To which the rabbi replied,
“Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest,
“Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith”
The rabbi then asked him,
“Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The priest replied,
“Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith.”
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, and sat thinking, for about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said,
“Beats the dermot out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?”
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Needs to Get Out More!
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A chap was cleaning out a shed. He found an old lamp and rubbed it to clean the dust off.
Poof! A genie appeared.
“Master, what is your wish?” Asked the genie.
The man thought... decided to try is luck. Being “man about town he decided...
“I would like a tall bird with long legs and a fat arse”.
A flash of light and an emu appeared.
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Rabbi and the priest on ther airplane again.
Rabbi: "father - what are your career options?"
Priest: "well, could become Kardinal or Bishop..."
Rabbi: "that`s it - no more options?"
Priest: "ok, not very likely, but in the end could become the pope."
Rabbi: "that`s it - no more options?"
Priest a bit angry: "there is no way to become god!"
Rabbi: "one of us did."
1985 plus 4 four seater
1992 Peraves ecomobil
bicycles (pedersen to recumbent)
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