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With all this talk about 5G I have decided to offer a new value added service to help all of us deal with the safety of the future deployment.



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I will never forget what my old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket.

He said, 'how far do you think I can kick this bucket?'


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Originally Posted By Burgundymog
A mate of mine asked what it’s like being married.
I said it’s a bit like owning a swimming pool.
Very expensive for the amount of time you spend inside it.


deep end ? rofl


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Originally Posted By Alistair
With all this talk about 5G I have decided to offer a new value added service to help all of us deal with the safety of the future deployment.



Is that the S2 edition Alistair, as I don't think you'll get in the Coupe wearing it!


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My Grandfather always used to say "As one door closes, another one opens".

Lovely bloke, but a terrible cabinet maker.


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Originally Posted By Hamwich
My Grandfather always used to say "As one door closes, another one opens".

Lovely bloke, but a terrible cabinet maker.


laugh2 Thats a cracker


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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,

“Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”

The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.” The priest then asked, “ Have you ever eaten pork?”

To which the rabbi replied,

“Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest,

“Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”

The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith”

The rabbi then asked him,
“Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”

The priest replied,
“Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith.”

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, and sat thinking, for about five minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said,

“Beats the dermot out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?”

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A chap was cleaning out a shed. He found an old lamp and rubbed it to clean the dust off.
Poof! A genie appeared.
“Master, what is your wish?” Asked the genie.
The man thought... decided to try is luck. Being “man about town he decided...
“I would like a tall bird with long legs and a fat arse”.
A flash of light and an emu appeared.


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Rabbi and the priest on ther airplane again.

Rabbi: "father - what are your career options?"

Priest: "well, could become Kardinal or Bishop..."

Rabbi: "that`s it - no more options?"

Priest: "ok, not very likely, but in the end could become the pope."

Rabbi: "that`s it - no more options?"

Priest a bit angry: "there is no way to become god!"

Rabbi: "one of us did."


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