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Originally Posted by pandy
Originally Posted by sospan
Originally Posted by Burgundymog
If you can think of a better fish pun Stuart let Minnow


How many dace before he replies?


Any fin is possible.
. That's sharking thing to say.


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Originally Posted by Ray
Originally Posted by pandy
Originally Posted by sospan
Originally Posted by Burgundymog
If you can think of a better fish pun Stuart let Minnow


How many dace before he replies?


Any fin is possible.
. That's sharking thing to say.

Come Stewart you don't want to be tail end charlie


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You might want to scale back on the puns gents.


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Originally Posted by Neptune
I was having trouble with my laptop at work so I called IT Support...
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I said, 'Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man ?’....


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I entered my pet snail in a snail race, the others were faster so I took his shell off to speed him up.
It just made him more sluggish.

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Originally Posted by Neptune
I entered my pet snail in a snail race, the others were faster so I took his shell off to speed him up.
It just made him more sluggish.


Joke of the Month.
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Originally Posted by Neptune
I entered my pet snail in a snail race, the others were faster so I took his shell off to speed him up.
It just made him more sluggish.


I hope you didn't shell out money for that joke.


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