Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

Such a shame the PC brigade prevented these old Rupert books being reprinted.

Dog Owners: Experience what it's like to be a Priest by saying "The body of Christ" every time you give your mutt a dog biscuit.

A man finds an old oil lamp and rubs the lamp in eager anticipation.

Magically, a Genie appears in a cloud of magenta smoke.
Genie: "I am the genie of the lamp and I can grant you one wish."

Man: "Just one wish ?"

Genie: "Yes ! - cut-backs, you know - use it wisely".

The man thinks carefully for a few moments.
Man: "Okay. I wish for infinite wishes!"
Genie: "Come on, you know the rules. You can't do that!".
Man: "Okay. Could you make it so I understand women?"
Genie: "Infinite wishes was it?"

This one too with PC Plod, Golly and Big Ears it's plain crazy Enid would turn in her grave.

I like walking about London tracing houses where famous people lived and have those round Blue Heritage signs on them

Found one the other day where the inventor of the toothbrush lived

There is no plaque

By any chance was the paint enamel?

Incisive wit.

If you ever have a crash, make sure you don't dent yours.

You're quite the fl ossopher Bob.

Thank you. I like to think so, if the tooth be told. BTW - I have no fear of dentists - I send my teeth first class post.

Posting your chompers is an innovative approach, no need for novocaine. I'm impressed that you have managed to transcend dental medication.