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Control tower to new pilot...
"Can you give me your height and postion"
Pilot...
"I'm 6' 4" and I'm sitting in the front of the airplane"
Dave.
Last edited by Dave Collis; 17/11/19 03:52 PM.
1963 4/4 SER.V. B876 Owned since 1968
-1965 Anglia 124E- sold.
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Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Roadster Guru Member of the Inner Circle
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I showed that pic to MrsW.
"Is that a baby sitting on a toilet??"
QED.
DaveW
'05 Red Roadster S1
'16 Yellow (Not the only) Narrow AR GDI Plus 4
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A baby toilet!
Is that an optional extra for a Morgan?
Top Gear had one for their South Pole trip.
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Now don't all run for your car all at once . There is a small village a short ride away and its been on TV and it seems Santa must have come early as people walking about the place are finding bags left in easy to spot places with 2000 grand in them . Now what is good is a lot of people have handed them over to the Police and they say if they are not collected then they go to charity . What made me smile was I stopped at a shop in the place the other day and while walking past a church where my late best mate got married I looked up at it and said hi mate hope all is well . It must be he is chucking money about.
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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I went to donate some blood the other day. Never Again!!
Far too many stupid questions
- Who's blood is it?
- Where did you get it?
- Why is it in a bucket?
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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I went to a karaoke night last night, put my name down, the bloke running it came round and asked "are you the bloke doing Neil Diamond?" "I am, I said"
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I was watching porn last night when my Mother walked in.
Not the best way to find out about her new job.
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Learner Plates Off!
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As we enter the Holiday Season, I hope each of my new found friends in this electronic forum hold fondly in their heart's an appreciation of the reason for this season, which is none other than the first documented case of premenstrual syndrome (PMS). The unforgettable tale of Mary riding Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.
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And in other news...
Labour party admits Diane Abbott only there to make up the numbers
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