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Couldn't resist borrowing this from Tim (Hamwich) as posted to an email reflector:
Re: Storm Dennis
Remember to invoke the D.E.N.N.I.S protocol:
D - Don't go outside
E - Expect travel chaos
N - No trains anyway
N - Netflix binge
I - Increase tea consumption
S - Secure your trampoline
If you don’t have a trampoline, don’t worry, one will be along in a moment.
Tim
Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
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 Couldn't resist borrowing this from Tim (Hamwich) as posted to an email reflector:
Re: Storm Dennis
Remember to invoke the D.E.N.N.I.S protocol:
D - Don't go outside
E - Expect travel chaos
N - No trains anyway
N - Netflix binge
I - Increase tea consumption
S - Secure your trampoline
If you don’t have a trampoline, don’t worry, one will be along in a moment.
Tim
Steve A11OGE Red 1989 4/4 4 seater
'A Morgan is for life, not just for Sundays'
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Part of the Furniture
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Jeremy Corbyn in bank : "Good morning," says Jer,
"could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier : "It would be my pleasure Sir,
but could you please show me some identification?"
Corbyn : "I didn't bring my ID with me, I didn't think there was any need to.
I'm Jeremy Corbyn, Leader of the Labour Party and the Opposition!!"
Cashier : "Yes, I know who you are Sir, but with all the bank regulations, monitoring,
impostors and forgers etc., I must insist on seeing some identification."
Corbyn "Just ask any of the customers here at the bank and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am!"
Cashier : "I'm sorry Sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Corbyn : "I'm urging you, please cash this cheque for me."
Cashier : "Look Sir, this is what we can do.
One day Colin Montgomery came into the bank without any ID.
To prove he was Colin Montgomery he pulled out his putter and putted a ball
along the floor and into a small cup.
With that sort of skill we knew it was Colin Montgomery
and we cashed his cheque.
On another occasion, Andy Murray came in without any ID.
He pulled out his tennis racquet and lobbed a tennis ball
straight into my teacup with such a spectacular shot that we all knew
it was Andy Murray."
Corbyn starts to think and think and finally says,
"To be honest, there is nothing that comes into my mind.
In fact I can't think of a single thing that I'm really that good at."
Cashier : "Will it be large or small notes you require Mr Corbyn?"
Steve A11OGE Red 1989 4/4 4 seater
'A Morgan is for life, not just for Sundays'
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Steve A11OGE Red 1989 4/4 4 seater
'A Morgan is for life, not just for Sundays'
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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Peter,
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No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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Couldn't resist borrowing this from Tim (Hamwich) as posted to an email reflector:
Re: Storm Dennis
Remember to invoke the D.E.N.N.I.S protocol:
D - Don't go outside
E - Expect travel chaos
N - No trains anyway
N - Netflix binge
I - Increase tea consumption
S - Secure your trampoline
If you don’t have a trampoline, don’t worry, one will be along in a moment.
Tim I don't deserve any credit, I just nicked it from Reddit.
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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DaveW
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Not that tough  ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2020/01/31/photo_2020-01-31_12-49-32.jpg)
Peter ![[Linked Image]](http://bradley.it/public_images/drive.jpg)
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Talk Morgan Expert
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Couldn't resist borrowing this from Tim (Hamwich) as posted to an email reflector:
Re: Storm Dennis
Remember to invoke the D.E.N.N.I.S protocol:
D - Don't go outside
E - Expect travel chaos
N - No trains anyway
N - Netflix binge
I - Increase tea consumption
S - Secure your trampoline
If you don’t have a trampoline, don’t worry, one will be along in a moment.
Tim Little Tip for my TM friends During storm Dennis today.....Now’s your chance to throw unwanted stuff from your garden over to next door 
Craig Jezz
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