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So, I went out in the garden last night with my beer just before 8pm.
As I sat there enjoying my pint, I started singing "Clap your hands if you hate Pompey".
Well knock me down if the whole town didn't join in.
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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A neighbour of ours was rushed into hospital last week with suspected corona virus.
He was put onto one of those experimental Dyson ventilators and I'm pleased to report he's now picking up nicely........ Don't be fooled by the Dyson Ball Cleaner unless you want a 3 ft scrotum.
"Hasta la victoria siempre"
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Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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I agree. That would be Dyson with death.
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Is it true that HFS got the idea for the ash frame from his brother Duncan?
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I said to my doctor, "I can't watch any Bond film after 1966 - what on earth is the matter with me?"
He said "You've got that Conneryvirus."
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A prostitute was suffering with a sore throat and lost her voice. Her pimp solved the problem. He gave her a pair of knickers from Next.
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