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2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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This probably belongs in Mostly Cars, but I see this as a very valuable skill that could easily transfer to other duties. 
Last edited by Edwin; 15/04/20 12:36 PM.
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Sadly, so true....both the Titanic and the Pole Turtle. 
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2006 Mercedes Benz SL 600
2018 GMC SUV
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This probably belongs in Mostly Cars, but I see this as a very valuable skill that could easily transfer to other duties. Perhaps a useful way to empty your sump out through the dipstick tube.
David
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I am getting a bit fed up with my hair. Needs a cut. I have warned  she can wield the clippers this weekend. I then saw what could go wrong....... ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2020/04/17/147C1153-1A0F-4EC7-ABB1-2CFE2482D696.jpg)
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My misses is sick of my obsession with 'dad jokes' so I asked her what I can do to stop.
She said 'whatever means necessary'
I said 'No it doesnt'
Bonesie Current stead -'The Captain' Black +4 'Life is like a garden, dig it' *Joe Dirt 
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Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!
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From a Morgan friend in Germany - it's dated 2011 but very relevant for the present time... ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2020/04/20/new-scales.png)
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Excellent. And the wretched pointer keeps moving to the right!! 
Graham (G4FUJ)
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I need the one with the large pallid dinosaur on it.
These jokes grated on me
Cheese Joke: # 1
Q: how do you diffuse a cheese bomb?
A: Caerphilly!
Cheese Joke: #2
Q: what did the cheese say to it’s own
reflection?
A: Halloumi!
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