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A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner...
2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since
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Anyone remember the poet Pam Ayres? Well, she's 73 and still going strong. This is her latest ode to coronavirus...
I'm normally a social girl
I love to meet my mates
But lately with the virus here
We can't go out the gates.
You see, we are the 'oldies' now
We need to stay inside
If they haven't seen us for a while
They'll think we've upped and died.
They'll never know the things we did
Before we got this old
There wasn't any Facebook
So not everything was told.
We may seem sweet old ladies
Who would never be uncouth
But we grew up in the 60s -
If you only knew the truth!
There was sex and drugs and rock 'n roll
The pill and miniskirts
We smoked, we drank, we partied
And were quite outrageous flirts.
Then we settled down, got married
And turned into someone's mum,
Somebody's wife, then nana,
Who on earth did we become?
We didn't mind the change of pace
Because our lives were full
But to bury us before we're dead
Is like a red rag to a bull!
So here you find me stuck inside
For four weeks, maybe more
I finally found myself again
Then I had to close the door!
It didn’t really bother me
I'd while away the hour
I'd bake for all the family
But I've got no flaming flour!
Now Netflix is just wonderful
I like a gutsy thriller
I'm swooning over Idris
Or some random sexy killer.
At least I've got a stash of booze
For when I'm being idle
There's wine and whiskey, even gin
If I'm feeling suicidal!
So let's all drink to lockdown
To recovery and health
And hope this awful virus
Doesn't decimate our wealth.
We'll all get through the crisis
And be back to join our mates
Just hoping I'm not far too wide
To fit through the flaming gates!
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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Stolen from the letters page in the Sunday Telegraph today...
I used to wonder what "A Month of Sundays" would be like.
Now we all know.
Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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This one is priceless... https://youtu.be/gfgp-eNPw3MVery short...
Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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JohnV6
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Evidently so!.... 
Bert & B1800
"Tis well enough to know how much to know; and when to know, not to know, too much."
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BR Colin
Who used to be a Spanner Juggler
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Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
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Not really a 'joke man' ...... but it is Monday and this always amuses me for some odd reason
Man walks into the Doctors with a frog growing out of the top of his head .... the Doctor is taken aback "I've never seen anything like that in all my time in medicine...how did it start" ..................... and the frog says "well, I had this pimple on my arse"
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