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I didn't know that was possible when you were carrying out your own internal inspection.
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 Like it.  Nothing like misplaced, or missing, commas to completely alter the meaning of a statement! 
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Being stuck behind one would drive me nuts.
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Learner Plates Off!
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A few years ago I saw a sign outside a local hardware shop which said "Stainless Steel Sinks" some wag had written on it "Of course it does you pr*ck!"
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Just barreling along Needs to Get Out More!
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Being stuck behind one would drive me nuts. 
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This did make me chuckle.
SEX AFTER DEATH
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
" Marion .... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit in Kent'.😂
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What's up Doc
Is that why they killed Roger rabbit?
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