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Tricky Dicky Member of the Inner Circle
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I didn't know that was possible when you were carrying out your own internal inspection.
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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Tim H.
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Salty Sea Dog Member of the Inner Circle
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 Like it.  Nothing like misplaced, or missing, commas to completely alter the meaning of a statement! 
Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
'09 Gen2 MINI Cooper ragtop
'90 LR 90 SW
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Being stuck behind one would drive me nuts.
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Learner Plates Off!
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Learner Plates Off!
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A few years ago I saw a sign outside a local hardware shop which said "Stainless Steel Sinks" some wag had written on it "Of course it does you pr*ck!"
John
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Just barreling along Talk Morgan Guru
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Being stuck behind one would drive me nuts. 
Jon M
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This did make me chuckle.
SEX AFTER DEATH
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
" Marion .... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit in Kent'.😂
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Tricky Dicky Member of the Inner Circle
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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Peter,
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No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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What's up Doc
Is that why they killed Roger rabbit?
JohnV6
2022 CX Plus Four
2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
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