Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

The description of Matt Hancock as the Appless Health Secretary did make me chuckle.

Pinched from another forum:
> Best Caddy Comments

> Number: 10
> Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
> Caddie: "Do you think you can keep your head down that long, sir?"
>
> Number: 9
> Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
> Caddie: "Try heaven sir, you've already moved most of the earth."
>
> Number: 8
> Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
> Caddie: "Yes sir.... You miss the ball much closer now."
>
> Number: 7
> Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
> Caddie: "Eventually, sir."
>
> Number: 6
> Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
> Caddie: "I don't think so sir... That would be too much of a coincidence."
>
> Number: 5
> Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
> Caddie: "It's not a watch sir - it's a compass."
>
> Number: 4
> Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
> Caddie: "It's very good sir - but personally, I prefer golf."
>
> Number: 3
> Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
> Caddie: "I'm afraid the way you play sir, it's a sin on any day."
>
> Number: 2
> Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
> Caddie: "But this isn't the golf course... We left that an hour ago sir."
>
> And the Number: 1 Best Caddy Comment:
> Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
> Caddie: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

I'm starting a protest tomorrow

Fat Lives Matter!!

Meeting at McDonald's at 10,

KFC at 11

then Greggs at 12.

Who's with me. 🍔🍟

I believe we have something better than those Richard, we HAVE "Greggs Outlet" here in the N/E....it's a shop with all yesterday's unsold Pasties at @ £1
Basically means we can get Fat cheaper 😆