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Part of the Furniture
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Jeez took me too long to work that one out Colin... Sigh...  Just remembered the correct Devil worshiper joke, the punch line should have been that he sold his soul to SANTA... Oh dear me, wonder when they will take my driving licence away... 
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Heard about the dyslexic palaeontologist ?
Ordered a book about dinosaurs and got a Thesaurus.
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Has a lot to Say!
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Has a lot to Say!
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What does NSD stand for?
National dyslexic society.
Gordon Duguid
2014 Duratec engine plus 4, Montreal blue.
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Great think we're back to normal. 
.+8 Now gone for a 1800 4/4. Duratec in bright yellow.
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L - Learner Plates On
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "dermot."
No Morgan yet...
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Tricky Dicky Member of the Inner Circle
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Lovely 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Moderate or good, occasionally poor Talk Morgan Addict
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Moderate or good, occasionally poor Talk Morgan Addict
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2011 Morgan 4/4
1932 Austin 7 Chummy
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Learner Plates Off!
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Learner Plates Off!
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I hope "he" enjoys sleeping in the garage....
2019 Morgan +4
2006 Mercedes Benz SL 600
2018 GMC SUV
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URGENT : PLEASE READ
During these hard times, if anybody should receive an Email titled "Do Not Eat Tinned Pork"
Please ignore it, it's just Spam
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Learner Plates Off!
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Learner Plates Off!
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John
2015 Plus 4 (GDI) Sport Green
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