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Surely this is a joke??
“He is also banned from the countryside and is now forbidden to go within one mile of a farm,” the police insider added. “So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.
“However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines.”
Another policeman added: “He’ll also need to keep away from the town’s gardens – if he takes a fancy to a lawnmower he might find he loses more than just his liberty.”
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Donald Trump was walking out to get into his Limo. Suddenly a man holding a gun jumps out.
A secret service agent shouts
Mickey Mouse!!!
This startles the gunman and he is overpowered.
Trump was baffled as to why the secret service agent shouted Mickey Mouse.
Mr President, in my haste I shouted Mickey Mouse instead of
Donald...duck.
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As I get older I find that all I need is Specsavers, Boots and Greggs.
Specs, drugs and sausage rolls
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I have a CD of the Janet and John sketches. I bought it when it was released as a charity offer.
Brilliant.
I need to dig it out to listen again.
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Surely this is a joke??
“He is also banned from the countryside and is now forbidden to go within one mile of a farm,” the police insider added. “So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.
“However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines.”
Another policeman added: “He’ll also need to keep away from the town’s gardens – if he takes a fancy to a lawnmower he might find he loses more than just his liberty.”
Graham, of course it isn't . It is more news worthy than the Daily Wail! Their mission statement is to break into mainstream news with these "stories". Janice & I were in floods of tears reading the articles on the site last night. Anyway who doesn't like a nice tractor, I will have to be careful not to laugh at the next classic show thinking of this.
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Love it, totally mad and we all need a smile 
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Yes, I'm going to have trouble visiting any agricultural show from now on - in particular ploughing events!.
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Ah ! The things Ipswich Town fans get up to. Makes me think of the joke "I used to like Ipswich Town, but now I'm not so keen...............I'm an ex-tractor fan." (for the non football fans amongst you, the Tractor Boys is the nickname for the Ipswich Town fans)
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Yes, I'm going to have trouble visiting any agricultural show from now on - in particular ploughing events!. A couple of my friends show theirs (Oh matron) at the local Agricultural Shows and events I shall forward John's gem onto them. The local club.
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He also does "it" with large pumpkins as well, according to the same site!! Puts a somewhat different meaning to Trick or treat doesn't it 
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