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Originally Posted by Stewart S
Originally Posted by pandy
Bob Monkhouse was such a repository of fantastic jokes. Amongst my favourites is

"When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They're not laughing now."


A proper gag. Used in the Joker film


Yes, brilliant. It also appeared in his last television appearance which I think was called ' Bob Monkhouse - Last Stand'. A very poignant programme involving an invited audience of budding comedians who are household names now, and made after his diagnosis with terminal cancer. I am not sure whether this programme can be found anywhere but it crops up on the Beeb from time to time.


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Alistair,

Great post. Love it!

Great avatar pic as well.


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Alistair,

could you edit your avatar, move the black blobs to obscure the guys face.
At the moment the black blobs spoil a really nice pair of boobs....


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The unexpurgated version is further back in the thread (or possibly Cars Mostly).


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Originally Posted by +8Rich
The unexpurgated version is further back in the thread (or possibly Cars Mostly).


here it is:
http://www.talkmorgan.com/ubbthreads.php/topics/656499/probably-best-here#Post656499


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Originally Posted by The Austrian
Originally Posted by +8Rich
The unexpurgated version is further back in the thread (or possibly Cars Mostly).


here it is:
http://www.talkmorgan.com/ubbthreads.php/topics/656499/probably-best-here#Post656499

Well done Peter J will enjoy that..


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Originally Posted by Peter J
Alistair,

could you edit your avatar, move the black blobs to obscure the guys face.
At the moment the black blobs spoil a really nice pair of boobs....


I may have to change it back again as the image is causing me to wince.


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Originally Posted by Alistair
Originally Posted by Peter J
Alistair,

could you edit your avatar, move the black blobs to obscure the guys face.
At the moment the black blobs spoil a really nice pair of boobs....


I may have to change it back again as the image is causing me to wince.


More to the point, if Vladimir has seen it on one of his visits to TM, I'd advise you to always don rubber gloves before you touch the door knob when you get home.


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Could not take it anymore so it got changed to a far better image. Pause before you reply peeps.


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Much better! thumbs grin2


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