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Nice one

Nice one. And so true.

I think this is where this one belongs..... in my inbox this morning.. I suspect some of you boys have seen this before..

US.Embassy <jamesburnette788@gmail.com>
Thu 10/09/2020 22:03
Dear Beneficiary,

I am really happy to inform you that after an official meeting held with the president of Nigeria, president Buhari, concerning unpaid and unclaimed funds to foreign beneficiaries, I was very much annoyed when I found out from your file that you paid so much money yet you have not still receive your compensation funds and for that reason I have decided to help personally to get your fund.

My name is Ambassador Mrs.Mary Beth Leonard, the present US ambassador to Nigeria, I shall be coming to Washington DC, by Friday next week for an official meeting and I will be bringing to you a bank draft and ATM MASTER CARD of US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United State Dollars only) which the ministry of finance has signed on your
name.

I shall be coming along-side with your check and atm master card through the United States Diplomatic mission to Washington DC, this time I will not go through customs
because as a US ambassador to Nigeria, I am a US Government agent and I have the veto power to go through any US customs.

I have help three beneficiaries from united state of America this year to get their fund without any problem and you are the fift persons I am helping now. those who
have already received the fund through my assistance are bellow Mrs. Antonio smith---------- Maryland USA, Mr. Roy Jerry---------North Carolina USA, Williams
Brenda....Atlanta Georgia and Marlin Jones --------New Mexico USA, Mr.Alonso Costa---Spain and Mrs...Bridget Wayn.... from UK, the above mentioned are the people who have just received their fund from my assistance this year and I can't see why yours will not be possible, base on that you are to send me your bellow information for the delivery of your fund by next week because as soon as am done for the meeting i will take-off to your home immediately.

Your details required are bellow.

1. Your full names :
2. Cell phone number :
3, Office Phone :
4, Occupation :
5. Address where you want me to bring the package :

It is a piteous that you have really paid so much when i suppose to help you out as a person representing your interest here in Nigeria, although, it's not too late
because I shall be bringing it myself and there is nothing anyone can do about it your because your Check and your atm card valued (US$10,000,000.00) must be registered as an ambassadorial package for me to defeat all odds.

The cost of registration is just $100, as paid by orders who have just received their fund presently, the fee must be paid in the next 72 hours via western union or money gram so that all necessary arrangement can be made in time before the time will be against us.

Remember, after the $100, for the registration of the check and atm card I will be coming to US by next week Friday and I shall send you my flight schedule as soon as
the registration is done for you to know when exactly I will be in Washington DC.

Note: as soon as I arrive to Washington DC, I will call you so that immediately I finish with the meeting I will be coming to your address to hand over the check andcard to you and we will be going to your bank cash the check and atm card with all the relevant documents for backing up.

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs.Mary Beth Leonard
USA Ambassador to Nigeria

Hey! As this is from the US Ambassador be careful! Too much fake news around, some from the Donald himself. She might be afraid to get sacked soon and could be out for money.
Better wait for a confirmed Prince of Nigeria. Plenty of them around to help you.

Thanks Hannes, that was what I was after some sound financial advice

Forward it on to Randy Andy ?

A good plan he seems to have expensive habits..

Oh no, is he involved with Monks as well ?