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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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Although Jesus was a Carpenter, he never actually sang on any of their albums.
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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Posting Desperado Talk Morgan Guru
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Posting Desperado Talk Morgan Guru
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MURPHY,S LAW.
ANYTHING THAT THAT CAN GO WRONG , WILL GO WRONG.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes to the bone.
Never argue with a fool , people , people might not know the difference.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The other queue always moves faster.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought .
The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet .
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself .
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before .
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening .
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Murphy' golden rule : whoever has the gold makes the rules .
In order to get a loan , you must first prove you don't need it.
MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST .
MY LATE MOTHER BOUGHT ME THIS METAL PLAQUE MANY YEARS AGO
IT HANGS UP NEAR THE MOG
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Just barreling along Talk Morgan Guru
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Just barreling along Talk Morgan Guru
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Although Jesus was a Carpenter, he never actually sang on any of their albums. I wonder if you used the measure twice, cut once rule ?
Jon M
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Learner Plates Off!
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Learner Plates Off!
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Been there. Done that. Quite an impressive place to visit
'34 Family 4
'70 +8
'03 Hummer H2
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Has a lot to Say!
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Has a lot to Say!
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My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
Shamelessly lifted from FB.
Gordon Duguid
2014 Duratec engine plus 4, Montreal blue.
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Talk Morgan Sage
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Talk Morgan Sage
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My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
Shamelessly lifted from FB. Was watching the The Repair Shop last night, the leather repair shop had named her Sewing Machine 'Pearl', cos 'Pearl's a Singer'. 
1972 4/4 4 seater, 1981 MGB GT
1984 Harley Davidson Electra Glide, 1990 Kawasaki ZX10
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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Almost missed the Monday Window...
Bill Clinton, George Bush and Donald Trump were set to face a firing squad in a small central American country.
Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out "Earthquake". The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.
George Bush was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and George pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given George yelled out "Tornado". Again the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall
The last person Donald Trump was placed against the wall. He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall. He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled "Fire".
Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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A man who has trained his dog to play the trumpet whilst travelling on the London Underground has said that he went from Barking to Tooting in under an hour.
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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Doctor ...... your results are fine but I'm afraid your wife's got mixed up with someone else's and we dont know if she's got alzheimers or covid 19
Man ..... that's a problem, what should I do?
Doctor .... well I suggest you take her for a nice long walk and leave her there ... and if she comes home, don't answer the door !
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Lovely 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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