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Populist vote surfing?

(sung to the tune of "put your left leg in......")

Eat out to help out.
Eat out to help out may have spread the virus.
Its time to get education underway.
Three Universities shutdown teaching due to CV outbreak.
Go to the cinemas support our economy
..........

Anyone got a clue on the next line?

When it is at low background reading then I support all of these but until then you can wear a rubber onesie for all I care, I am not shaking your hand, painting myself carrot or visiting a bar with you!

I asked the man from Del Monte who his favourite prog rock band was ...

Obviously the man's got nice taste.

Shamelessly stolen from Twitter:

Surprised to hear the Chancellor calling for musicians to retrain and get new jobs when you look at what a mess the singer Dido is making of NHS Track & Trace.

Stolen off Facebook from a German Morgan friend..

Product placement with a difference..

Richard, it is funny but a fake. It is not allowed to advertise for drugs which have to be prescribed in Germany.

Heinz, thanks, I did think it looked to have had some photoshop treatment..

If a drug dealer uses a bicycle when dealing, is it a peddle cycle?

Not sure.

If he's a drug pusher, it's probably a push bike.

If he uses wheels when dealing he must be Mike Brewer. Edd wouldn't do that sort of thing.