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I think it drifted here from the Lockdown thread. Very fishy. You mean it's in the wrong plaice
Keith
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.+8 Now gone for a 1800 4/4. Duratec in bright yellow.
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I think it drifted here from the Lockdown thread. Very fishy. You mean it's in the wrong plaice Maybe. I think it's hake news. I need to mullet over.
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Yes we should trawl the inter net.
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A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a living. All the typical answers came up - mechanic, business, sales, doctor, engineer... and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and is trying to get Trump re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
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Murphy applied for a fork lift operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin.
A Norwegian applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager.
When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.
The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we've decided to give the Norwegian the job.”
Murphy,... "And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job.”
Manager, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong.”
Murphy, "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?”
Manager "Simple; on question number 7 the Norwegian wrote down,
'I don't know.’
You put down, 'Neither do I.’ "
Dirk
1993 Morgan +4 (Connaught Green)
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2008 BMW 320d
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The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back
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Oops! Yes posted in the wrong thread!
Mind you.....
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Paddy went for job on building site as a handyman
Forman says can you mix cement?
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Can you drive the dumper truck ?
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can you sort the Tea & coffee out for the lads?
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whats handy about you?
Paddy = I just live round the corner.
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My neighbour's just been arrested for growing weed in his back garden.
I guess my property line isn't where I thought it was...
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