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No words necessary it just happened the androgynous snowflake society we find ourselves in

From men to weasels in a generation is how I see it ..

Frightening how true it is

And a couple of shots for DaveW of his watering hole and a Tupperware Christmas tree by the boating lake

Only just caught up with this.
Don Caron / Parody Project have done some great and clever new versions of popular songs

And he plays all the parts as well

I was in our local Waitrose store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story).

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's backside and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

I'm now banned from Waitrose - could anyone get my shopping for me please?

Better watch what you ask retired people. We have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say. Well you lot should know that, don’t we?

Very good!

Years ago when in my early teens I was in Tesco helping my mum with the shopping. We had a Spaniel and she had bought Minced Morsels dog food. Basically minced meat. At the till a woman asked what it was like. My mum replied. My husband and son there love it in pasties. The look on the woman’s face was one of horror. The girl on the till was chuckling.

The first man to be vaccinated with Pfizer vaccine is named William Shakespeare.
Does that make him A Gentleman of Corona?

I hear he Lear’d at the nurses.

He asked how it would be given...reply was As You Like It. Bottom was mentioned.



Just found out he lives in a Hamlet in Warwikshire.

However there are still many doubters about the Vaccination

To jab or not to jab, that is the question!!!!