I always loved boats and navigation. One of our dreams would be to have a nice river boat to travel across Europe (France, Germany, Netherlands, Switzerland, Austria, etc.), large enough to carry our 3-Wheeler, and a couple of bicycles, and use the little Morgan to get into the country after mooring.
It’s a pity that the UK canals are too narrow for a large continental “péniche”, but maybe you still can manage to load a 3-Wheeler on one of your narrow barges?
Having a look at the internet I found these curious pictures of a Morgan by one of these river boats. I don’t think they are carrying the Mog on it (the boat on the pictures is clearly not ready to carry a car), but it’s clear there are many boats with crane for little light cars.
http://enpeniche.com/les-belles-etrangeres/#more-3426