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I’m going to make one more political statement and it’s not controversial and that’s it.

In our 2 party system we have to elect moderate Republicans and moderate Democrats who can compromise and work together for the benefit of most people otherwise our government becomes dysfunctional. This has been the problem for many years. It can’t be my way or the highway. Enough with the extremes of either side. And we have to eliminate the influence of “big money” on our legislators so that honest people with integrity can vote honestly.

I hope this is our future.

Now on with the great humor.

Thanks Sportster. On with the fun.
To steal from a Thames Mog monthly update:-

I will repeat the pertinent question... if alpaca is good, Islamabad?

Over Christmas I bought a tub of Celebrations and swapped all the wrappers over. My wife wasn’t happy, she got her Snickers in a Twix.

Whats the difference between a useless marksman and a constipated owl?


The marks man shoots but can’t hit.
The owl........

Epidemiologists have just discovered a virus they call the Peek-boo.
If you catch it you will be confined to ICU.

MY kitchen

reminds me of the old one, what's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's truncheon?

A magic wand is used for cunning stunts........

The most common relationship problem of the future will be trying to explain to Siri why you just called her Alexa.