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Apparently, the HMRC are going to send the police round to arrest me!  Bud 4/4 - Stanley Say hello to SWMBO as she is about to be imprisoned as well. 
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My Amazon account has had some unusual dealings, my anti-virus is out of date, my bank has been hijacked and my computer has a virus. Help! Jeremy Vine is going to be busy.
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My Amazon account has had some unusual dealings, my anti-virus is out of date, my bank has been hijacked and my computer has a virus. Help! Jeremy Vine is going to be busy. That's nothing! I have a tiny what-not but have $10,000,000 heading my way from Nigeria.
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My Amazon account has had some unusual dealings, my anti-virus is out of date, my bank has been hijacked and my computer has a virus. Help! Jeremy Vine is going to be busy. That's nothing! I have a tiny what-not but have $10,000,000 heading my way from Nigeria. No no you misunderstand, you are confusing the nigeria with the viagra, they are offering you £10m of viagra.
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My Amazon account has had some unusual dealings, my anti-virus is out of date, my bank has been hijacked and my computer has a virus. Help! Jeremy Vine is going to be busy. That's nothing! I have a tiny what-not but have $10,000,000 heading my way from Nigeria. That doesn't seem fair to me, I'm paying £1,000 a month into the hospital out there for his sick mother....
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Rich My Amazon account has had some unusual dealings, my anti-virus is out of date, my bank has been hijacked and my computer has a virus. Help! Jeremy Vine is going to be busy. That's nothing! I have a tiny what-not but have $10,000,000 heading my way from Nigeria. That doesn't seem fair to me, I'm paying £1,000 a month into the hospital out there for his sick mother.... Rich do you want me to check it for you directly in Nigeria? I am thinking of emigrating to Nigeria as I seem to have a lot of rich relatives there....
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Rich My Amazon account has had some unusual dealings, my anti-virus is out of date, my bank has been hijacked and my computer has a virus. Help! Jeremy Vine is going to be busy. That's nothing! I have a tiny what-not but have $10,000,000 heading my way from Nigeria. That doesn't seem fair to me, I'm paying £1,000 a month into the hospital out there for his sick mother.... Rich do you want me to check it for you directly in Nigeria? I am thinking of emigrating to Nigeria as I seem to have a lot of rich relatives there.... That is most kind of you, I would just hate to think of my contribution being misused in some way 
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On a similar note, I had the “we’re phoning about your recent accident” call, just prior to lockdown. Being bored I responded with “good gracious, that’s incredible, it was so recent, I’m impressed you have the information” The tone of the voice of the caller immediately perked up. Eventually he asked the “we have the information, but can you give me your version of the event?” I then explained about the new kitchen knife I had purchased and how I’d sliced my finger. He swore and hung up!  Bud 4/4 - Stanley
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I told them that I`d fallen off a wall and a troop of the King`s Hussars turned up but could do nothing about my injuries. 
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