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Kelly Mc Jaques ?

Absolutely brilliant and so true..

Good security to enter the website?

Can anyone tell me if the Arachnaphobia Society have a website?

Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said 'how does the male know when the female is ready for sex'?

I replied he can smell she is ready thats how nature works!

We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the yew, again my girlfreind asked how the ram knew when the yew was ready for sex.
I replied 'its nature he can smell she is ready'!

We then went past a cow field and the bull was mating the cow, my girlfriend said this is odd they are all at it, surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready, I said look its nature all animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.

Anyway, after the walk I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye, she said 'take care and get yourself checked for Covid 19.'

Surprised, I asked her why she feels that way.

She said, " I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell!”

I have a _load_ of windows open on my machine in the office (5 screens including 1 43" UHD sized monster) and the window with the "find the stealth bomber" captcha screen was perfectly centred in the web page on one of the side screens.

I looked up from the work I was doing in another screen and read this thinking it was a real one from some other thing I am doing. I spent five minutes thinking it was the real thing and trying to find the damn thing. No thing anywhere. Then I got annoyed. Then I tried to find out what it was connected with. What a dumb'ass (me)



I do like the third one as well.

Alistair .... that would be me too! .... that's right up there with songs on the radio that have police sirens in them when I'm driving ... I must go through life with a permanent guilty conscience!! 🙂

K

If your imagination runs wild and you can’t see it, vertically cover one half of the image to teach your brain what to look for.