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Bearing in mind this is a humour thread I’m sure you’ll forgive the big yin this one anyway you Jocks  A mate of mine told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said “How can you tell them apart ?” He said “Her brother’s got a moustache”. [quote=+8Rich Love this
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Bearing in mind this is a humour thread I’m sure you’ll forgive the big yin this one anyway you Jocks A mate of mine told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said “How can you tell them apart ?” He said “Her brother’s got a moustache”. [quote=+8Rich Love this I think you might enjoy his latest book "Tall tales & wee stories" which is where that came from.. it's his normal crazy stuff but very honest as to his future and I found it a little sad in much the same way Alistair found watching the Schumacher film, you wouldn't wish it to visit anyone, a different problem with the same result..
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My grand-daughter was asking my father (her great grand-dad) how come he was still so well and active and yet had lived for many, many decades.
He explained that from when he was a youngster he had followed an age old family tradition of sprinkling gun powder on his porridge each morning instead of sugar.
He said it was a trick he had learned that few others were willing to try.
My father lived for 107 years and when he finally passed, he left behind -
7 children
23 grand-children
62 great grand-children
and a great big hole where the crematorium used to stand.
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But is she the “love child” of a prominent Tory or is the honour a hush incentive in the Andrew saga? I know will go to Hell for such comments.
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She could be Randy Andy's granddaughter, who knows...
I wouldn't wish to discredit her in such a way though as she is star of incalculable luminosity and has given the nation something to both smile about and be proud of.
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Andy is not behaving like an innocent man in my view. Like the diplomats who hide behind immunity.
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I agree, if he was innocent he would shouting about it not cowering under his mothers petticoat. I don't think she is convinced either..
As his mother, it's her I feel sorry for and of course his daughters who would have been around or approaching the girls age at the time he transgressed the boundaries of human decency, if proven.
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Well if it quacks like duck etc. There must be something in it. A very sad situation for his family.
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