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Paul
Costock, UK
2014 4/4 Rolls Royce Garnet Red
Disco 5
Teddy - 17h1 Irish Draught cross
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Rod Hull could have scripted this Wiltshire story..
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Your DUCK IS DEAD
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £1,500." So close to the truth.
Keith
2013 narrow bodied + 4 Ruby.
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Your DUCK IS DEAD
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £1,500." So close to the truth. He forget the £150 to write the two line letter referring you for the CAT scan 
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Your DUCK IS DEAD
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £1,500." So close to the truth. He forget the £150 to write the two line letter referring you for the CAT scan Having worked alongside them for ten years (prior to early retirement) commencing with Foot and Mouth Disease, it's all true and they could not wait to get back to Small Animal Practise where the easy work and big bucks are 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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A petrol station owner in Malvern was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
Bert pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Bert guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
A week later, Bert, along with his friend Sid, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Bert guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'
As they were driving away, Bert said to Sid,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really
give away free sex at all.'
Sid replied, 'No it's genuine enough Bert ~ my wife won twice last week.' 😂 🤣 😀
Paul
Costock, UK
2014 4/4 Rolls Royce Garnet Red
Disco 5
Teddy - 17h1 Irish Draught cross
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A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner...
2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
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Peter,
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Bob ran out of petrol on the motorway. As he sat there waiting for the AA to turn up, a bee flew through his window and whispered in his ear, “hey Bob, what’s the matter?” “I’ve run out of petrol, mr bee”, replied Bob. “Don’t worry Bob, I’ll be back in a few minutes” said the bee, and flew off.
A few minutes later, the bee returned with 1000 other bees and they and flew straight down Bob’s fuel filler neck and in to his petrol tank. After a minute or two of buzzing and banging around, all the bees flew back out and headed off again. “Try it now!” called the first bee before he left. Bob turned the key and the engine fired straight up! “Wow!” said Bob, “thanks very much! But what did you put in the fuel tank”…
“BP”
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