A petrol station owner in Malvern was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Bert pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Bert guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Bert, along with his friend Sid, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Bert guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Bert said to Sid,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really
give away free sex at all.'
Sid replied, 'No it's genuine enough Bert ~ my wife won twice last week.' 😂 🤣 😀

Paul
Costock, UK
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