New
by Rex_tulips - 30/07/25 07:59 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Forums34
Topics48,365
Posts813,385
Members9,215
| |
Most Online1,046
Aug 24th, 2023
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 7,069 Likes: 21
Talk Morgan Guru
|
Talk Morgan Guru
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 7,069 Likes: 21 |
I can't decide if this fake or fabulous..... An unusual "Support" animal....
A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner...
2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 26,763 Likes: 425
Member of the Inner Circle
|
|
Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 26,763 Likes: 425 |
There were three girls who were getting married and all met at the marriage counselor’s office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. There were two city girls and one farm girl…
The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and all agreed to wait awhile…
Well, the counselor asked the first girl what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer was, “The rhythm method”…
“That will work,” said the counselor, “if you keep a good record”…
He asked the second girl what system she planned on using. “I plan on using birth control pills,” she said…
Again he said, “Yes that will work as long as you don’t forget to take them.”
He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. Her answer was, “The bucket and saucer method.” After a short delay, he told her that should also work…
He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date for a follow up on how things were going…
They all met again one year later and the two city girls were pregnant. Only the farm girl was slim and trim yet…
Well, the counselor asked the first girl what method she used and what went wrong. She replied, “I used the rhythm method but somehow got my notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby”…
He asked the second city girl what method she used and she replied, “The birth control pill. But we were camping one weekend and I didn’t have my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have a baby”…
He turns to the farm girl. “I vaguely remember you were going to use the bucket and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don’t have a clue what the bucketl and saucer method is. Will you explain it to me as I see it has worked well for you”…?
She replied, "Well we make love standing up, and since I am quite a bit taller than my husband, he stands on a bucket turned upside down. Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get as big as saucers, I kick the bucket out from under him" Similar to the tin with stones in
JohnV6
2022 CX Plus Four
2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 11,221 Likes: 159
Smile, it confuses them Member of the Inner Circle
|
|
Smile, it confuses them Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 11,221 Likes: 159 |
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 15,794 Likes: 14
Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
|
|
Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 15,794 Likes: 14 |
Dark forces are everywhere. 
Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 26,763 Likes: 425
Member of the Inner Circle
|
|
Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 26,763 Likes: 425 |
Yes no one believes our lovely PM, just because she wants to borrow now to please her mates & get us to pay later.
JohnV6
2022 CX Plus Four
2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 11,221 Likes: 159
Smile, it confuses them Member of the Inner Circle
|
|
Smile, it confuses them Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 11,221 Likes: 159 |
We have just had three years of the vending machine being set to full. It's going to be full on to recover from that.
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2019
Posts: 4,614 Likes: 194
Part of the Furniture
|
|
Part of the Furniture
Joined: Jul 2019
Posts: 4,614 Likes: 194 |
With that which is going on on the political front, perhaps side step it all and take a minute or so to have a laugh..? https://youtu.be/FvNdhriwGuM
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 26,763 Likes: 425
Member of the Inner Circle
|
|
Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 26,763 Likes: 425 |
JohnV6
2022 CX Plus Four
2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2014
Posts: 6,829 Likes: 59
Talk Morgan Sage
|
Talk Morgan Sage
Joined: Apr 2014
Posts: 6,829 Likes: 59 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q3u2Agi1NsAnd don't forget Irn Bru - Made in Scotland fae girders.
Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 7,069 Likes: 21
Talk Morgan Guru
|
|
Talk Morgan Guru
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 7,069 Likes: 21 |
A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner...
2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
|
|
|
|
|
![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2022/10/01/foxnews.jpg)
![[Linked Image]](https://tm-img.com/images/2022/10/04/Dyson.jpg)