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I heard the story of a hippy who climbed up into a tree to meditate as a cure for snakebite. When the found him it took them ages to get his body, in rigor mortis, out of the fork of the tree 10 metres above the ground. As far as anyone knows the snake survived the experience. Northern NSW forest comune in the late 60's: peace, love, magic mushrooms, and strange smoking substances 
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What's that on your chips? Gravy, booby!
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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started nagging.
'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it." And on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
He whirled around and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP COMPLAINING?!"
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Came across a couple of unintentionally funny pics on my google news feed this morning Royal Navy digging out an Antactic post-office ..... with a little help from the Tin-man from the Wizard of Oz .... quess a chap's got to keep busy between films 😄 ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2022/12/04/Screenshot_20221204-111614_Chrome.jpeg) And an unfortunately phrased headline from the Daily Record !!😯 ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2022/12/04/Screenshot_20221204-111117_Google.jpeg) K
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You got to love the Daily Record 
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