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A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Thanks to hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. She decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and looked at the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subiect: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.
Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here! 
A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner...
2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Medical issues......
First one.
I went to the doctors with a jelly stuck in one ear and custard in the other.
The doctor asked, 'what seems to be the problem?'
I said 'you have to speak up, I'm a trifle deaf.'
Second one.
Bloke goes to the Doctor.
"I've got a problem, Doctor - every time I fart, it sounds like a Japanese motorbike"
"Bend over, let's have a look" *shines a torch up there* "Ah yes, you have an abcess, some tablets will cure that"
"Abcess? Would that cause it?"
"Of course - everyone knows that abcess makes the fart go 'Honda'"
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Learner Plates Off!
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Learner Plates Off!
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Medical issues......
First one.
I went to the doctors with a jelly stuck in one ear and custard in the other.
The doctor asked, 'what seems to be the problem?'
I said 'you have to speak up, I'm a trifle deaf.'
Second one.
Bloke goes to the Doctor.
"I've got a problem, Doctor - every time I fart, it sounds like a Japanese motorbike"
"Bend over, let's have a look" *shines a torch up there* "Ah yes, you have an abcess, some tablets will cure that"
"Abcess? Would that cause it?"
"Of course - everyone knows that abcess makes the fart go 'Honda'" ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2023/01/12/picard-facepalm.md.jpeg)
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Needs to Get Out More!
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In the wild west, cowboys would hang a lantern from the seat on their horse to help them see the way.
They called it saddle light navigation.
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Clemens
PlusFour Red Baron MY 2022
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Talk Morgan Expert
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Talk Morgan Expert
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2005 4/4 1800ccm Duratec and a lot of HONDA CX500.......
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Smile, it confuses them Member of the Inner Circle
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Smile, it confuses them Member of the Inner Circle
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One for all those who remember the 80's A popular model with optional headlights and horn. ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2023/01/21/raleighchoppa.jpeg)
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
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Talk Morgan Sage
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A popular model with optional headlights and horn. The bike's nice, too.
Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek
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Has a lot to Say!
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A popular model with optional headlights and horn. The bike's nice, too. Exactly my thought
Clemens
PlusFour Red Baron MY 2022
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One for all those who remember the 80's
A popular model with optional headlights and horn.
In Germany some would say horns... 
2005 4/4 1800ccm Duratec and a lot of HONDA CX500.......
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