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News Update

Coutts Bank have issued a press release where they admit failings and wish to apologise following recent adverse publicity resulting in senior staff resignations after the Nigel Farage debanking debacle.

The banks board state they have learnt valuable lessons and will incorporate these into future banking operations.

To move forwards, the bank have invited Mr Farage to reopen his Coutts bank account and in a gesture of good will have invited him to the banks staff summer ball.

This will feature a musical extravaganza and the banks “ethical banking and PEP committee” have agreed to entertain staff in an effort to boost moral.

The theme of this years summer ball is “inclusivity and diversity” as a member of the banks ethical committee admitted that despite the banks Diversity targets its clientele remain “horribly white and upper class”



COUTTS BANK SUMMER BALL

ARE PROUD TO PRESENT

THE BANKING ETHICS AND PEP COMMITTEE IN A MUSICAL EXTRAVAGANZA

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The Black and White Minstrels from BBC TV....
Gosh, how times have changed.....

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.
We hope you will ride with us again soon.
For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile the boy added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the 2-hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.”

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