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Cross posted from another forum:

It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team-mates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're shite and we can't be bothered."

Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself - you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!

Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, "It must be full time by now, let's see how he got on." They
put the teletext on.

"Result from the Stadium : Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)."

They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his
hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, no, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes."


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Brilliant.


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Is it allowed to laugh if you come from Germany, like me?

rofl rofl rofl


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Of course! grin2


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Originally Posted by bmgermany
Is it allowed to laugh if you come from Germany, like me?

rofl rofl rofl
Or Scotland?


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Originally Posted by bmgermany
Is it allowed to laugh if you come from Germany, like me?

rofl rofl rofl

If it had been the match of Brazil against Germany ... the Germans would have lost 1:0


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The sight of a “Brazilian” would affect the opposition.... innocent wink


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I swallowed a peanut the other day and it came out a treat. 🙀


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