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Crocs in that river?

He'd already eaten the person wearing them but spat these out ?

Madmax reverting to type now he's lost the ball A slim chance it's an AI creation by somebody clever

The Princess won and she was advised by her physician at the time that it was best to remove their top clothing lest a fragment entered the wounds, women only were allowed to view the duel.

This post requires a number of things.......

1. Access to youtoob.
2. A high degree of acceptance of rude language and humour.
3. An understanding of Formula One to understand the characters being lambasted. Heavily.

This one rips into Lance Stroll, the window licker, although a good few others get a slap as well.

If you take it as total send up you are good. All the others on his channel are similar.

I was crying with laughter at this video having wondered why the window licker is still in the sport even if dad is rich.

"excessive levels of window licking have been achieved"

Cracking Video......

Brilliant Vid

Excellent

Yes, that was the case back then. The grandfather of a friend of mine crashed while painting the Rhine bridge of Cologne in the river. He was completely unsecured, of course.
He was seriously injured and was taken to hospital, where the nuns tried to persuade him to sign a will in favor of the Catholic Church. Fortunately, he survived.

Lawyer joke - 

One afternoon a very wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.  "We HAVE TO eat grass."
Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you!"
"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.  
Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too."
The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all!" the lawyer answered.  They all jammed into the huge limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." 
Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.  You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"


I just sent this to my daughter. She’s a lawyer.