|
7 members (Jack Noir, TBM, Alan Patterson, Strathaven, jbk, JohnHarris, James B W),
334
guests, and
63
robots. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Forums39
Topics49,918
Posts838,238
Members9,638
| |
Most Online1,063
Jun 14th, 2026
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 2,121 Likes: 71
Talk Morgan Expert
|
Talk Morgan Expert
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 2,121 Likes: 71 |
Lawyer joke -
One afternoon a very wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We HAVE TO eat grass."
Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you!"
"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too."
The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into the huge limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"
I just sent this to my daughter. She’s a lawyer. 
2005 4/4 1800ccm Duratec and a lot of HONDA CX500.......
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2019
Posts: 5,608 Likes: 617
Charter Member
|
|
Charter Member
Joined: Oct 2019
Posts: 5,608 Likes: 617 |
|
|
1 member likes this:
Sportster |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 3,701 Likes: 135
Moderate or good, occasionally poor Talk Morgan Addict
|
|
Moderate or good, occasionally poor Talk Morgan Addict
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 3,701 Likes: 135 |
Very good. It's an expanded version of an old Two Ronnies joke: "I've only been unfaithful to my husband twice, once with the milkman and once with the male voice choir". I get a lot of cartoons on Facebook which I usually ignore but this one intrigued me. It takes a bit of working out but very clever once you get it... ![[Linked Image]](https://tm-img.com/images/2024/08/09/BillsToPay.md.jpg)
2011 Morgan 4/4
1932 Austin 7 Chummy
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2014
Posts: 11,616 Likes: 43
Wave & smile... It's a Morgan Member of the Inner Circle
|
|
Wave & smile... It's a Morgan Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Jun 2014
Posts: 11,616 Likes: 43 |
Very good. It's an expanded version of an old Two Ronnies joke: "I've only been unfaithful to my husband twice, once with the milkman and once with the male voice choir". I get a lot of cartoons on Facebook which I usually ignore but this one intrigued me. It takes a bit of working out but very clever once you get it... I got this through on Facebook as well and just couldn’t get it. I had to cheat and eventually look at the comments For those that are still struggling : it’s an answerphone message and it’s a play on ‘Bills to pay’
2008 XXVII Platform, Bugatti Blue Roadster 4 Seater
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2019
Posts: 389 Likes: 17
Learner Plates Off!
|
|
Learner Plates Off!
Joined: May 2019
Posts: 389 Likes: 17 |
65 Plus 4 / 4 Seater, car addict
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 3,830 Likes: 69
Talk Morgan Addict
|
|
Talk Morgan Addict
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 3,830 Likes: 69 |
Over my head, sadly .....see what I did there?
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2014
Posts: 11,616 Likes: 43
Wave & smile... It's a Morgan Member of the Inner Circle
|
|
Wave & smile... It's a Morgan Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Jun 2014
Posts: 11,616 Likes: 43 |
Over my head, sadly .....see what I did there? 
2008 XXVII Platform, Bugatti Blue Roadster 4 Seater
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 27,853 Likes: 767
Member of the Inner Circle
|
|
Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 27,853 Likes: 767 |
Over my head, sadly .....see what I did there? Seamless, you couldn't see the join.
JohnV6
2022 CX Plus Four
2025 Renault Scenic Alpine etech "Yvette"
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 14,751 Likes: 158
Member of the Inner Circle
|
|
Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 14,751 Likes: 158 |
Hair today; gone tomorrow.
Peter ![[Linked Image]](http://bradley.it/public_images/drive.jpg)
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2022
Posts: 1,163 Likes: 354
Has a lot to Say!
|
|
Has a lot to Say!
Joined: Sep 2022
Posts: 1,163 Likes: 354 |
I saw it yesterday on the German autobahn and was very amused. I hope you understand the translation: “Traffic jams are only stupid at the back, the front is fine” ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2024/08/14/IMG_5275.jpg)
Clemens
PlusFour Red Baron MY 2022
|
|
3 members like this:
+8Rich, Graham, G4FUJ, John V6 |
|
|
|
|
![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2024/08/07/20240807_212911.jpg)
