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Sportster #805123 07/08/24 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Sportster
Lawyer joke - 

One afternoon a very wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.  "We HAVE TO eat grass."
Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you!"
"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.  
Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too."
The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all!" the lawyer answered.  They all jammed into the huge limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." 
Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.  You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"


I just sent this to my daughter. She’s a lawyer.


rofl rofl rofl


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Very good. It's an expanded version of an old Two Ronnies joke: "I've only been unfaithful to my husband twice, once with the milkman and once with the male voice choir".

I get a lot of cartoons on Facebook which I usually ignore but this one intrigued me. It takes a bit of working out but very clever once you get it...

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Originally Posted by Ian Wegg
Very good. It's an expanded version of an old Two Ronnies joke: "I've only been unfaithful to my husband twice, once with the milkman and once with the male voice choir".

I get a lot of cartoons on Facebook which I usually ignore but this one intrigued me. It takes a bit of working out but very clever once you get it...

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I got this through on Facebook as well and just couldn’t get it. I had to cheat and eventually look at the comments
For those that are still struggling : it’s an answerphone message and it’s a play on ‘Bills to pay’


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Over my head, sadly .....see what I did there?

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Originally Posted by nick w
Over my head, sadly .....see what I did there?

doh


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nick w #805302 10/08/24 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by nick w
Over my head, sadly .....see what I did there?
Seamless, you couldn't see the join.


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I saw it yesterday on the German autobahn and was very amused.

I hope you understand the translation:

“Traffic jams are only stupid at the back, the front is fine”

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