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by G Walker - 24/08/26 06:52 PM
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I gave my Grandad a prostitute and duvet last Christmas, he was totally surprised as he said he asked for a tartan blanket..
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Just barreling along Needs to Get Out More!
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Just barreling along Needs to Get Out More!
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Two snowmen standing in a field...one says the the other "oi, can you smell carrots ?"
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A man and woman—both married to other people—get stuck sharing a sleeper cabin on a cross-country train.
At 1am, the man whispers, “Could you grab me a second blanket? I’m freezing.”
She grins, “I’ve got a better idea. Just for tonight… let’s pretend we’re married.”
“Awesome!” he says.
“Great,” she snaps… “Get your own f*cking blanket.”
After a pause, he farted.
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In the hope of finding some forgiveness relating to me spreading misery at this time of year...
What about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his sole to Santa....?
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Has a lot to Say!
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Has a lot to Say!
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In the hope of finding some forgiveness relating to me spreading misery at this time of year...
What about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his sole to Santa....? Ah goody back to the fish puns 
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As we have a few owners on here - what does the team think  ![[Linked Image]](https://tm-img.com/images/2025/12/26/90.jpg)
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The door just needed a bit of oil and it would be fine.
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
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A girl is on trial for beating her boy friend to death with one of his many guitars.
The judge asks her "first offender?"
She answers, No, first a Gibson, then a Fender
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Just barreling along Needs to Get Out More!
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Just barreling along Needs to Get Out More!
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A girl is on trial for beating her boy friend to death with one of his many guitars.
The judge asks her "first offender?"
She answers, No, first a Gibson, then a Fender Did they string her up ? 
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