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The only offers I've had are from girls that want to book me to drive them to their wedding.  Still if it was otherwise I might have a little problem 
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I cant get my grease gun to work loaded a new cartridge in and will it hell work . I know that as soon as I unscrew the top . I will get covered . So kind of reluctant to try . As for the , we need all help we can get its just memories floating around in what little red blood we have left , being as its been converted by mog fumes ( and not forgetting old age  )  Judging by the problems some on here seem to have with nipples..... We need all the help we can get!!!
Either that or there is some very strange grease gun technique going on.
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I used to get two in my Midget...........
One on top of the other.
That's how we did things in Yorkshire in the seventies. I can beat that - 3 girls, one in the passenger seat and two sitting on the back. My Midget was never the same again. - Thats how we did things in ESSEX 
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I'm 40 and the girls showing any interest in my Morgan are say 20-30 years older than me.
I've always had a liking for mature woman, but they are somewhat beyond mature.
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The long time members may remember this one. A mog owner was at his pals , had told his wife I will be home for 6pm . It was very late when he set off home and he thought my wife is going to give me an ear bashing .He was giving the mog a thrashing as he made his way over dark country roads . He spotted a m/bike behind him and it was fast approaching , he thought police . It was along side with two on it the rider pointed to the road side and the mog owner pulled in the two on the bike jumped off pulled off their helmets and turned out to be German a man and women . The man went off into the bushes and the women asked what kind of car was it . A Morgan yippee she shouted , what are you on about the mog owner said . I will explain but you must promise to say nothing , you see we are courting he is a mechanic and we agreed to come here for a break and if he saw and named a car and was wrong and I was correct he would marry me . He saw your bonnet and because it was straight he said its a MG I said I will tell you in the Morgan ( in German in the morning ) and he thought I said Morgan as the make . She was overjoyed the chap came out of the bushes . What is it , a Morgan , why the straight bonnet , dont know bought it like that , he turned to his girl friend and said you win . She grabbed the mog owner and planted a huge kiss on his cheek . Then jumped on their bike and shot away . The mog owner thought by hell its dark and late I better get home , arrived and put his mog in the garage went into the house and shouted at his wife you are never going to know what happened to me on the way home to night love . Her reply was "whats the lip stick doing on your face . " You cant make that up , and ask yourself what would your wife think .
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I should have come for you when I was 17 just purchased my first car a gold coloured Floride with top down and went to the local meeting point . I asked one girl I knew did she want a ride and was told , I am not getting in that car with you .I only wanted to go for a short 1 mile drive to hear the sound of it . I was so shy I would have ran off if she had tried to chat me up . I used to get two in my Midget...........
One on top of the other.
That's how we did things in Yorkshire in the seventies. I can beat that - 3 girls, one in the passenger seat and two sitting on the back. My Midget was never the same again. - Thats how we did things in ESSEX
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The long time members may remember this one. A mog owner was at his pals , had told his wife I will be home for 6pm . It was very late when he set off home and he thought my wife is going to give me an ear bashing .He was giving the mog a thrashing as he made his way over dark country roads . He spotted a m/bike behind him and it was fast approaching , he thought police . It was along side with two on it the rider pointed to the road side and the mog owner pulled in the two on the bike jumped off pulled off their helmets and turned out to be German a man and women . The man went off into the bushes and the women asked what kind of car was it . A Morgan yippee she shouted , what are you on about the mog owner said . I will explain but you must promise to say nothing , you see we are courting he is a mechanic and we agreed to come here for a break and if he saw and named a car and was wrong and I was correct he would marry me . He saw your bonnet and because it was straight he said its a MG I said I will tell you in the Morgan ( in German in the morning ) and he thought I said Morgan as the make . She was overjoyed the chap came out of the bushes . What is it , a Morgan , why the straight bonnet , dont know bought it like that , he turned to his girl friend and said you win . She grabbed the mog owner and planted a huge kiss on his cheek . Then jumped on their bike and shot away . The mog owner thought by hell its dark and late I better get home , arrived and put his mog in the garage went into the house and shouted at his wife you are never going to know what happened to me on the way home to night love . Her reply was "whats the lip stick doing on your face . " You cant make that up , and ask yourself what would your wife think . Do you expect us to believe that 
Steve A11OGE Red 1989 4/4 4 seater
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Steve its 100% true I read it in an old miscellany mag in the late 1980s and it stuck in my mind ( BUT I AINT DIGGING IT OUT FOR YOU ) You have turned into a doubting Thomas . There is so many odd and funny things happened to me with the mog that little takes me by surprise anymore . I almost ran over a bloke who was under my car in his best suit I was at Barnard Castle late 1980s 90s walked towards the drivers door and got in my wife was getting in and spotted a set of shoes sticking out . When the bloke got out he said he owned one years ago and just wanted to see if the set up was still the same . Strange thing was his mate was walking down the street they had not seen each other since the war and this was their first meeting . Can you imagine two blokes with years of life to talk about walking down the street , oop's hold on a second I just want to climb under that Morgan to see the set up . I dont lie its not my nature can't abide others that do. Do you expect us to believe that [/quote]
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I can beat that - 3 girls, one in the passenger seat and two sitting on the back. My Midget was never the same again. - Thats how we did things in ESSEX In the late 60's I had a Honda S600 Coupe.  At the time I worked for a cosmetics company. One memorable evening I had my mate and 3 girls in the car. My mate was in the passenger seat and the smallest girl was somehow squeezed between us. The other two girls climbed into the back. Poor little car managed quite well but I was glad we only had a short distance to go. For those envisioning scenes of wild abandonment nothing interesting came of it. 
Peter
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The sequel to the story is that many years later I went to a church reunion and this extremely attractive woman came unto me and said " Do you remember me", as I was looking a bit bewildered, she said " I was the young lady you used to take for a ride in the MG Midget. The penny dropped and I realised who she was, but in my defence she was 16 at the time and I was 23. Oh well, another one slipped through the net  I should have come for you when I was 17 just purchased my first car a gold coloured Floride with top down and went to the local meeting point . I asked one girl I knew did she want a ride and was told , I am not getting in that car with you .I only wanted to go for a short 1 mile drive to hear the sound of it . I was so shy I would have ran off if she had tried to chat me up . I used to get two in my Midget...........
One on top of the other.
That's how we did things in Yorkshire in the seventies. I can beat that - 3 girls, one in the passenger seat and two sitting on the back. My Midget was never the same again. - Thats how we did things in ESSEX
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