Always willing to be corrected.

White ear patch, only needed if your brain is able to fall out of your ear if you lean over to the right?

I am left handed so should be good to go. Also suspect mine made a break for it years ago.

If they tried to write the current US leadership event into a sitcom script no one would run it because it would make Fawlty Towers look like a factual drama.

I know and love to work with many US people. I have visited some great places on my many visits there. I am beginning to wonder if they have confused their presidency with a sit-com and now get the popcorn in when it is on? One gentleman with good values but perhaps only partly at the wheel. One with no apparent moral values and a lot to loose. How does it make sense to present this as the option to lead such a powerful country or do we all have to shout "it's a puppet" everytime they come on the screen.

You could not make it up. Oh, they did, whoops.