Help came before Rachel Thieves had finished punishing us .
The day began badly. I had a letter from an expensive London retirement village offering me a a M&S voucher if I visited their home, with bistro, gym and swimming pool…. with a view to buy a £1 mill flatlet Then I opened another letter from Wiltshire Farm Foods! Feeling ancient I bio oiled my new knee and met up with Volvo assist.
Then he noticed that whilst I had removed a battery sized Repulsive taste card printed in several languages the underside of the battery had a 4 or 5mm Bitrex sticker . Having removed the incredibly well packed batteries and not touched them with my fingers, I had not seen this extra Health & Safety measure !
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I am with you on both of those points.
You have to wonder just how clever these damn marketing people are. Yes you have scrapped the Interweb to find out everything about me and know I am now >60 years old so start to market your Trump branded incontinence pants at me. Do you think I want to be 60 and want to appreciate the outstanding offer you are allegedly making to me. Do you not think it might offend me?
I tried to unpack some 2032 recently and by the end was near to throwing them and the product out the window. We need a new type of packing marked "I am a grown up and do not intend to insert or swallow this damn thing, just let me in".
