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A bear walks into a bar in Boise Idaho and orders a beer.

The bartender says “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise Idaho.

The bear says “why? I have money, and mine is as good as anyone’s.”

The bartender says “that may be, but we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise Idaho.”

The bear says “I bet you’ll serve me if I start eating your customers!”

The bartender says “you can try, but we still don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise Idaho.”

So the bear walks down to the end of the bar to a woman sitting alone, and swallows her in one giant gulp.

He goes back to his barstool and says “I’ll take that beer”

The bartender says “I’m sorry, but we still don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise Idaho, and certainly not ones on drugs”

The bear looks confused “what do you mean on drugs? I haven’t taken any.”

The bartender nods towards the empty stool at the end of the bar and says “that was a bar b!tch you ate”