Wife says to her husband, "I have something to tell you, please don't get mad at me"
Husband replies, "Go ahead, I'm listening"
"Before we first met, I was a Christian"
"Why would I be mad at you for that?"
"I've been so worried about telling you, do you promise you aren't mad at me?"
"Promise, hand on heart"
"I feel so relieved now I've told you. I was a Christian, but I like being a Christina so much better"
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