Richard, Thanks for filling me in with the added information. However, despite a deep search I can only see one "shitehawk" in your image above and that one is up in the sky. I am told that I have a sense of humour by those who know me, but I must refrain from mentioning any other assets I own or might not own.
The blue square about visually midway across the posh FIAT is one of those historic Piaggio VAN conversions turned into a Pizza Oven. Hope the oven does not run on diesel like the old APE's.
I think the wet craping budgie escaped before the photo. Not that we are short of a few here. 5.45 this morning they started their annoying noise symphony. Who's got the bicarb?
I tried that on some of the blasted things nesting on our works roof (a few years ago now). Either it worked when the blighters were away or it failed. I have no way of knowing! Why they are protected now is anybody's guess - there's far too many making a mess...
All being well they are about to become a profit centre for me with a new business (Quiet, those in nearby villages....) so I will keep my trap shut for now.
I will share when things are pretty but it should give you a good laugh.