Here IS the winner !!
Now that Luxembourg have sorted out the satellite link, the votes are all in and a winner has been chosen.
Before the winning entry & author is announced and we can sit down to this evenings grand buffet and musical entertainment from Joe Dolce and Ultravox [another tenner if you can tell me the connection TMers
], I would like to précis the high quality of entires received for this years competition.
What do you mean YOU haven't been invited to tonights bash? ALL the other TMers are here ! 
A number of competition entries were disbarred from the final vote for being frankly ridiculous - "See No/Speak No/Hear No" - come on, LOOK at the people you are describing
;
A common theme was the return of...(various shows of yesteryear) and food (or the results of) featured strongly. NewRoads "Boyband" tickled me (I mean, as if !!) and an honourable mention goes to Simon for his "The Good, The Bad and The Mogly".
But ladies and, mostly, gentlemen, we have now reached the time you have all been waiting for...lunch?
Eh, what? Oh yeah, the winner
In THIRD place is Milligoon with his "Darwinian evolution of folded arms (facial hair optional)", which made us all look back at the picture and see just how accurate he was!
In SECOND place is Adrian (AJSki2Fly) who, despite being fined £10 for a very poor effort (See FRANKs link to H4H Charity Adrian
), redeemed himself well with his "News of the week Foggy, Clegg and Compo re-unite" but actually gained the runner up spot with "From left to right it's Zippy, George, and Bungle", which made me roar.
But, without a shadow of a doubt, the unanimous verdict of the Three Mus/Mogscateers and D'Artagnan (ahem) is that the WINNER is the young lad currently resident in the Antipodean country of Aus is... (drum roll, lights flash, camera zooms in onto the face of...)
RICHARD-AUS with his frankly amazing skit on the Frost Report sketch "I know my place" from the World Cup winning year of 1966 (when Richard was, we believe, minus 30 years old) which is reproduced in full below :
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Graham: I look down on him (Indicates Jays) because I have more posts.
Jays: I look up to him (Graham) because he has more posts; but I look down on him (Aldermog) because he has less posts. I am a Talk Morgan Sage.
Aldermog: I know my place. I look up to them both. But I don't look up to Jays as much as I look up to Graham, because he has got more posts (and a 4/4).
Graham: I have got a 4/4 and the most posts, but I have not got a roadster. So sometimes I look up (bends knees, does so) to Jays.
Jays: I still look up to Graham because although I have a roadster, I am quick. But I am not as slow as Aldermog so I still look down on Aldermog.
Aldermog: I know my place. I look up to them both; but while I am slow, I am a Talk Morgan Expert. Had I the inclination, I could look down on them. But I don't.
Jays: We all know our place, but what do we get out of it?
Graham: I get a feeling of superiority over them as I am a member of the Talk Morgan Inner Circle.
Jays: I get a feeling of inferiority from him, (Graham), but a feeling of superiority over him (Aldermog).
Aldermog: I get a pain in the back of my neck.
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Richard
1976 4/4 4 Seater
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******************************************FABULOUS, young man, well done. You will be overjoyed to know that your winnings have already been forwarded to the Help4Heroes charity via Frank4x4's web link.
Now on with the party everyone!
Anyone else wishing to donate to H4H, please follow Franks link above on page 6 of this post.Thank you all, it's been a blast !!
Jeremy
