It always intrigues me.

How do these threads manage to get from a Welsh gravestone to ladies using the gents.
It's that Geordie bloke lowering the tone. My story was- as I'm sure you'll agree- a tasteful vignette concerning religion and respect for one's elders
What does he do? turns it into a series of lewd stories beginning with one about a public bog in Tynemouth. Disgraceful!!

G