It dont work you have to chop the hand off and it still grips on to the cash.
I heard about a jock who died and his mate owed him a lot of cash . As he looked over his grave he could not live with it so he wrote him out a cheque and threw it on the coffin .
Two Aberdonians fighting over a penny invented copper wire .
Double glazing invented in Scotland so the kids can't hear the ice cream man .
